The Moron Cookbook by J. P. Moron. Basic baking for people who burn water. Get 5 free recipes instantly, or grab the full book on Amazon.
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View Your 5 Free RecipesMost cookbooks assume you already know what "fold gently" means, or that you own a zester. The Moron Cookbook assumes nothing.
It's for the person who burns water. The one who Googles "is butter the same as margarine." The one who orders takeout because boiling pasta feels ambitious.
And it's becoming a series. Because there are a lot of us.
40+ recipes that assume you know absolutely nothing. Which, based on your Google history, is accurate.
Banana bread, beer bread, and several things that are technically bread if you squint hard enough.
Fudgy, cakey, and "I just threw chocolate at a pan." All valid. All delicious.
Muffins are just cupcakes pretending to be healthy. We lean into that energy.
Breakfast food that makes you look like you have your life together. You don't. But they don't need to know.
Chocolate chip, peanut butter, oatmeal. The holy trinity of "I baked something" bragging rights.
Every recipe comes with survival tips. Like "don't use a metal bowl in the microwave." You'd be surprised.
The Moron Cookbook has everything you need to go from "I eat cereal for dinner" to "I made this." Available now on Amazon.